Green beer and other suspect St. Patrick’s Day traditions
A few thoughts about how to spend your St. Patrick's Day like an Irishman
Much has been said about the decline of manufacturing in America, but in at least one category we’re still a world-beater. I refer, of course, to manufacturing excuses to drink and party, particularly when it comes to celebrating other people’s cultural heritage. As an example, let us consider St. Patrick’s Day, which is usually commemorated with corned beef and cabbage, green beer, parades, and wearing anything green, especially funny hats.
With the exception of verdant derbies, there is at least some historical element to all of these, but it’s probably not what you’d think. To begin with, the Patron Saint of Ireland was never canonized by the Pope of Rome. He lived centuries before the process of achieving sainthood was formalized, but is generally accepted as a Saint despite the fact that no head of the church ever declared him one.
Patrick was born in England, and his first encounter with the country that he now personifies was not spiritually uplifting. As a teenager he was kidnapped by Irish pirates and taken there to be sold as a slave. He learned the language during his six years of bondage but eventually escaped, and returned later in life as a missionary. He didn’t drive snakes from the country because there weren’t any, but he might have used the three-leaved shamrock to explain the concept of the holy trinity. He did bring Christianity to Ireland, and for at least 500 years that achievement was honored by special church services.
That’s it. No green beer, no parades, just a church service. Things were different elsewhere, where Irish emigrants used the day to commemorate their homeland. At first they did so while wearing the traditional color associated with St. Patrick – blue. It wasn’t until 1798, when Irish soldiers fought the British while wearing green uniforms, that the color became the symbol of Irish nationalism. When we wear green for St. Patrick’s Day now, we are literally dressing as a soldier for a war that most of us have never heard of.
Outside of Ireland, celebrations focus on the culture rather than commemorating St. Patrick. The first St. Patrick’s Day parade was held in St. Augustine, Florida in 1601, and others followed in New York in 1766 and Philadelphia in 1771. They did finally get around to having St. Patrick’s Day parades in Ireland, but that was in 1903.
The association of corned beef and cabbage with St. Patrick’s Day has a rather surprising genesis: the mixed Irish and Jewish neighborhoods in New York. The Irish were not historically big eaters of beef, but enjoyed cabbage with a salted and cured pork called bacon loin. It so happens that traditional Jewish corned beef was similar to bacon loin and very inexpensive, so thrifty Irish families adopted it as their celebration meal. The two immigrant communities had much in common, including being the target of prejudice by the Protestant majority, and many people commented on the solidarity between them. As Mick Maloney sang in his 1912 hit “If It Wasn’t For The Irish and the Jews,”
Talk about a combination, hear my words and make a note
On St. Patrick’s day Rosinsky pins a shamrock on his coat
Corned beef and cabbage is sold in Ireland now, but mainly to tourists.
Green beer was invented in the USA in 1914, and it only works with German-style pale beers, not the traditional drinks of Ireland. Most traditional Irish beers are red in color, and if you add green dye they turn dark brown. You can’t dye a Guinness green because it’s black, and if you add dye it will still be black. Your lips will be green after you drink it, but the color of the beer will be unchanged.
So what might you decide to eat if you’d actually like to enjoy a taste of Ireland? Soda bread goes back to the 1840s, when bicarbonate of soda was first sold in Ireland, and it remains popular there. It’s probably the easiest bread for amateurs to make and is delicious when served with real Irish butter. (Don’t skimp and use regular American butter. Irish and New Zealand butters are vastly more rich and flavorful, or you can look for the American equivalent called Plugra. Any of these will change your life when it comes to dairy products.)
If you want to make soda bread part of a meal, beef stew with a healthy amount of Guinness is a good idea, and you might make boxty as a side dish. This is the Irish equivalent of latkes, but isn’t a New World idea – it’s how the Irish ate potatoes in the 1700s. Cook them crisp and serve alongside that stew, open a room-temperature Guinness, and play some music that is heavy on the harp and fiddle while you dine.
There are plenty of recipes online for the items I suggested, and if I printed mine here you’d probably still go to the internet because that’s what everybody does these days. I make soda bread with spelt flour for a healthier whole-wheat loaf that is actually more like the brown breads I had in Ireland. But if you prefer a white loaf I won’t judge you. For that matter, if you decide to eat corned beef and cabbage while drinking green lager and wearing a plastic derby, I won’t judge you on that, either. Choose your own way to commemorate the culture of that green isle of poets, scholars, sages, musicians, and some of the most epic partiers and hospitable hosts to ever walk the Earth.
St. Patrick’s Day celebrations start locally next Saturday, March 17, when the Hermosa Beach Chamber of Commerces hosts the 23rd Annual Hermosa Beach St. Patrick’s Day Parade. The parade starts at 11 a.m. Entries include the LAPD Emerald Society bagpipers, the Irish Setters Club of Southern California, marching bands, elected officials and St. Patrick himself, aboard the Knights of Columbus float. ER
by Richard Foss